Post by df2506 on Jul 3, 2008 16:30:01 GMT -5
Introduction
Hello, everyone! Welcome to DF2506 Presents 2.0!
Its a new message board and so I'm starting a new DF2506 Presents thread (note: I will be post alot of the old DF2506 stories at my JAD message board. I'll post a link soon).
The plan for this new thread: lots and lots of new stories. I'll probably start out slow with a one off story (after this intro) and eventually do some one, two, three, four, and five parters. lol. Yes, I do plan to write alot in this.
I also have a plan for a brand new spoof in this new forum. I can't say much about it yet. I'll still planning the spoof out. Its going to be an ongoing series though and I'll at least do 13 episodes for the first "season". It should be fun! I'm excited about it.
Anyway....my first DF2506 Presents spoof:
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THE GODZILLA BLUES
No one was prepared for Godzilla's invasion of New York. Even when he appeared there, some people thought that Hollwood was just filming some major big budget movie.
Of course, those people were idiots.
In any case, Godzilla came to New York, stomped around a little, caused some major damage, and then...
...he fell into a MAJOR depression.
No one expected that at all.
The army took advantage of the situation though and tried to kill Godzilla. It didn't work though. He just sat there and ate (literally) all their altillary.
So, finally, the goverment called in a shrink. Godzilla ATE the shrink. They had no clue what to do....
Then, out of nowhere, four strangers appeared. One by one, the strangers took turns talking to Godzilla. Strangely, he didn't eat any of them...
The first stranger was named Dejibo. She got up to the roof of the highest building and yelled up to Godzilla:
" Hey, you! "
Godzilla pointed at himself.
" Ya, you! What's with you?! "
Godzilla shook his head sadly and sighed.
" Not much of a talker eh? "
Godzilla rolled his eyes.
" Hey! Don't roll your eyes at me! Look, I'm here to help you. And don't try eating me or nothing. I'll kick your *censored*."
Godzilla sighed.
" Ok, listen, your Godzilla. Lots of people look UP to you, literally and figuratively. So, buck up! Rah, rah, rah. Ok? "
Godzilla pointed at himself and shook his head.
" What? What's the deal? "
Godzilla rubbed his tummy.
" Tummy ache? Well, you did eat all those bullets..."
Godzilla sighed.
" Ok, I give up...KIKARO, its your turn! "
So, Dejibo left and the stranger known as Kikaro came up to the roof.
" Hey, idiot! Ya, you. Look, I've been a bad guy, so I know. Its gets rough, but you're a freakin monster for frak's sake! Whatever it is, GET OVER IT! "
Godzilla looked angry.
" Ya, thats right! Get angry! Smash some buildings, do something! "
Godzilla sighed and walked away from Kikaro.
" Frak. Next! "
So, the next stranger, Norfair, came up to talk to Godzilla.
" I have two words for you: Mrs. Godzilla! "
Godzilla roared at Norfair.
" Yuck, Godzilla snot..."
So, Norfair left and the final stranger arrived...
...a really huge monster. The monster came in and started hitting on Godzilla. Godzilla did nothing at first and then...he got angry. So, Godzilla beat the monster up and then went a rampage.
" Hey, that worked." Dejibo said.
" I told you guys we should have just sent the monster in...but nooooo....we HAD to talk to him first." Kikaro said.
" Shut up Kikaro." Norfair said.
" Frak. I don't need this. I'm going on vacation." Kikaro left. Then Dejibo and then Norfair.
And so Godzilla's rampage lasted for weeks until finally, he left for Japan. Figures.
Still, it remains a mystery to this day....why did Godzilla have the Godzilla Blues?!
THE END.
Next: Not sure yet. I'll suprise ya. lol. hehe.
Hello, everyone! Welcome to DF2506 Presents 2.0!
Its a new message board and so I'm starting a new DF2506 Presents thread (note: I will be post alot of the old DF2506 stories at my JAD message board. I'll post a link soon).
The plan for this new thread: lots and lots of new stories. I'll probably start out slow with a one off story (after this intro) and eventually do some one, two, three, four, and five parters. lol. Yes, I do plan to write alot in this.
I also have a plan for a brand new spoof in this new forum. I can't say much about it yet. I'll still planning the spoof out. Its going to be an ongoing series though and I'll at least do 13 episodes for the first "season". It should be fun! I'm excited about it.
Anyway....my first DF2506 Presents spoof:
----------------------------------------
THE GODZILLA BLUES
No one was prepared for Godzilla's invasion of New York. Even when he appeared there, some people thought that Hollwood was just filming some major big budget movie.
Of course, those people were idiots.
In any case, Godzilla came to New York, stomped around a little, caused some major damage, and then...
...he fell into a MAJOR depression.
No one expected that at all.
The army took advantage of the situation though and tried to kill Godzilla. It didn't work though. He just sat there and ate (literally) all their altillary.
So, finally, the goverment called in a shrink. Godzilla ATE the shrink. They had no clue what to do....
Then, out of nowhere, four strangers appeared. One by one, the strangers took turns talking to Godzilla. Strangely, he didn't eat any of them...
The first stranger was named Dejibo. She got up to the roof of the highest building and yelled up to Godzilla:
" Hey, you! "
Godzilla pointed at himself.
" Ya, you! What's with you?! "
Godzilla shook his head sadly and sighed.
" Not much of a talker eh? "
Godzilla rolled his eyes.
" Hey! Don't roll your eyes at me! Look, I'm here to help you. And don't try eating me or nothing. I'll kick your *censored*."
Godzilla sighed.
" Ok, listen, your Godzilla. Lots of people look UP to you, literally and figuratively. So, buck up! Rah, rah, rah. Ok? "
Godzilla pointed at himself and shook his head.
" What? What's the deal? "
Godzilla rubbed his tummy.
" Tummy ache? Well, you did eat all those bullets..."
Godzilla sighed.
" Ok, I give up...KIKARO, its your turn! "
So, Dejibo left and the stranger known as Kikaro came up to the roof.
" Hey, idiot! Ya, you. Look, I've been a bad guy, so I know. Its gets rough, but you're a freakin monster for frak's sake! Whatever it is, GET OVER IT! "
Godzilla looked angry.
" Ya, thats right! Get angry! Smash some buildings, do something! "
Godzilla sighed and walked away from Kikaro.
" Frak. Next! "
So, the next stranger, Norfair, came up to talk to Godzilla.
" I have two words for you: Mrs. Godzilla! "
Godzilla roared at Norfair.
" Yuck, Godzilla snot..."
So, Norfair left and the final stranger arrived...
...a really huge monster. The monster came in and started hitting on Godzilla. Godzilla did nothing at first and then...he got angry. So, Godzilla beat the monster up and then went a rampage.
" Hey, that worked." Dejibo said.
" I told you guys we should have just sent the monster in...but nooooo....we HAD to talk to him first." Kikaro said.
" Shut up Kikaro." Norfair said.
" Frak. I don't need this. I'm going on vacation." Kikaro left. Then Dejibo and then Norfair.
And so Godzilla's rampage lasted for weeks until finally, he left for Japan. Figures.
Still, it remains a mystery to this day....why did Godzilla have the Godzilla Blues?!
THE END.
Next: Not sure yet. I'll suprise ya. lol. hehe.