DF2506 Presents 2.0

[df2506]

Introduction

Hello, everyone! Welcome to DF2506 Presents 2.0!

Its a new message board and so I'm starting a new DF2506 Presents thread (note: I will be post alot of the old DF2506 stories at my JAD message board. I'll post a link soon).

The plan for this new thread: lots and lots of new stories. I'll probably start out slow with a one off story (after this intro) and eventually do some one, two, three, four, and five parters. lol. Yes, I do plan to write alot in this.

I also have a plan for a brand new spoof in this new forum. I can't say much about it yet. I'll still planning the spoof out. Its going to be an ongoing series though and I'll at least do 13 episodes for the first "season". It should be fun! I'm excited about it.

Anyway....my first DF2506 Presents spoof:
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THE GODZILLA BLUES

No one was prepared for Godzilla's invasion of New York. Even when he appeared there, some people thought that Hollwood was just filming some major big budget movie.

Of course, those people were idiots.

In any case, Godzilla came to New York, stomped around a little, caused some major damage, and then...

...he fell into a MAJOR depression.

No one expected that at all.

The army took advantage of the situation though and tried to kill Godzilla. It didn't work though. He just sat there and ate (literally) all their altillary.

So, finally, the goverment called in a shrink. Godzilla ATE the shrink. They had no clue what to do....

Then, out of nowhere, four strangers appeared. One by one, the strangers took turns talking to Godzilla. Strangely, he didn't eat any of them...

The first stranger was named Dejibo. She got up to the roof of the highest building and yelled up to Godzilla:

" Hey, you! "

Godzilla pointed at himself.

" Ya, you! What's with you?! "

Godzilla shook his head sadly and sighed.

" Not much of a talker eh? "

Godzilla rolled his eyes.

" Hey! Don't roll your eyes at me! Look, I'm here to help you. And don't try eating me or nothing. I'll kick your *censored*."

Godzilla sighed.

" Ok, listen, your Godzilla. Lots of people look UP to you, literally and figuratively. So, buck up! Rah, rah, rah. Ok? "

Godzilla pointed at himself and shook his head.

" What? What's the deal? "

Godzilla rubbed his tummy.

" Tummy ache? Well, you did eat all those bullets..."

Godzilla sighed.

" Ok, I give up...KIKARO, its your turn! "

So, Dejibo left and the stranger known as Kikaro came up to the roof.

" Hey, idiot! Ya, you. Look, I've been a bad guy, so I know. Its gets rough, but you're a freakin monster for frak's sake! Whatever it is, GET OVER IT! "

Godzilla looked angry.

" Ya, thats right! Get angry! Smash some buildings, do something! "

Godzilla sighed and walked away from Kikaro.

" Frak. Next! "

So, the next stranger, Norfair, came up to talk to Godzilla.

" I have two words for you: Mrs. Godzilla! "

Godzilla roared at Norfair.

" Yuck, Godzilla snot..."

So, Norfair left and the final stranger arrived...

...a really huge monster. The monster came in and started hitting on Godzilla. Godzilla did nothing at first and then...he got angry. So, Godzilla beat the monster up and then went a rampage.

" Hey, that worked." Dejibo said.

" I told you guys we should have just sent the monster in...but nooooo....we HAD to talk to him first." Kikaro said.

" Shut up Kikaro." Norfair said.

" Frak. I don't need this. I'm going on vacation." Kikaro left. Then Dejibo and then Norfair.

And so Godzilla's rampage lasted for weeks until finally, he left for Japan. Figures.

Still, it remains a mystery to this day....why did Godzilla have the Godzilla Blues?!

THE END.

Next: Not sure yet. I'll suprise ya. lol. hehe.

[Office Ninja]

I would be the one telling Godzilla to go on a rampage.

Ah good times.

GODZILLA SMASH!

[dejibo]

Dont try eating me or nothing or I will kick your *** HAHAHAHA

[df2506]

Dedicated to Dejibo and Kikaro! I think you are the only ones who read my stuff anymore. If I'm wrong, then please speak up people! lol.

A STOP MOTION WEEK

Things were never the same after Dejibo suddenly decided to take up Stop Motion Animation and Kikaro said he would help her. Those two had far too much time on their hands (when they were not moving---it seemed like they were always moving) and so Stop Motion seemed like a strange, but good hobby.

Or so everyone thought.

It was a Monday when they started. Kikaro was in charge of getting all the supplies for this task, while Dejibo set up her former living room for the task.

There was much painting, shopping, camera setting, and internet browsing that day. When Dejibo found the site " Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Stop Motion " she screamed:

" Amen! Thank you! "

She printed that baby off and spent a day looking it over.

Kikaro came back to the house later that night. He complained about not seeing Bryce for days. Dejibo waved her hands and rolled her eyes.

The two of them set up the Stop Motion stuff and spent all night playing with it, much to the dislike of Dejibo's husband who was trying to sleep.

" Sleep! Haven't you two ever heard of it??? "

The next day, Kikaro and Dejibo had created DF, Stephanie, Caller, UltimateCloud, Norfair, Kikaro, and Dejibo figures. They tested out moving the limbs a second at a time. They found this very boring at first, but soon got into it.

MEANWHILE...

DF was sitting at his computer. Suddenly, his right hand balled into a fist, on its own, and hit his head.

" OW! "

ELSEWHERE...

Caller started jumping up in the air for no reason at all.

" What are you doing? " Caller's best friend asked.

" I have no idea! Make it stop! " Caller said.

SOMEWHERE ELSE...

Stephanie, for no reason what-so-ever, started studying.

" Noooooooo! "

IN CANADA...

Norfair started sellling all of his video games.

" I can't stop! What the frak! "

BACK AT DEJIBO'S HOUSE...

" Hmm. Maybe we should have everyone jump off a cliff for the start of the movie..." Kikaro said.

" Or not." Dejibo said.

" True. We'll leave that for the end of the movie..."

" Right...so how do we start the movie? " Dejibo asked.

" I know! DF dies! "

THE NEXT DAY...

" Today on the news, in Illinois, a young male adult named DF suddenly died for no reason. The coronor could not determine his cause of death..."

*click*

" DF died! " Kikaro said.

" Oh good...can you pass me the Kikaro figure? "

" No! I will not! "

" Why? What's wrong? "

" Didn't you hear me?! DF died! "

" Ummm...so, he's died before..." Dejibo said.

" Oh, sure. Ok. "

Kikaro sat down. He had the Caller figure slowly walk to the dentists office...

ELSEWHERE...

" My teeth! " Caller said.

AGAIN, ELSEWHERE...

UltimateCloud decided to move to America.

" What?! I don't want to be a *censored* Yankee *censored* What the frak? "

BACK AT DEJIBO'S

The phone rings.

" Hello? " Kikaro says. " What? Oh no, we stopped playing with...what? Really? Oh...are you sure? Dejibo told you that? Oh, alright...I'll tell her..."

Kikaro hung up the phone.

" Who was that? " Dejibo asked.

" It was Stephanie. She asked if you were still having her figure study..."

" I am. Why? "

" Um...because she can't stop studying..."

" Really...interesting. Hey...wait a second...

" Ya. I think we have some magical Stop Motion figures on our hands. "

Dejibo and Kikaro looked at the figures. Dah Duh Dah!

" Umm...did you just hear a Dah Duh Dah? " Kikaro asked.

" Yes, its just DF trying to be dramatic..."

" I thought DF was dead."

" He is."

" Ah. "

" So, should we stop doing this Stop Motion thing? "

Dejibo and Kikaro think it over.

" Nah." they both say at the same time.

LATER THAT WEEK...

DF the ghost, Caller, a studying Stephanie, Norfair, and UltimateCloud show up at Dejibo's front door with pitch forks.

" I knew I should moved. Or at least not told most of them were I lived..." Dejibo said.

" True. At least I didn't make a Bryce figure. He would have hated me. "

" Er...I made one."

" YOU WHAT?! "

Kikaro looked outside to see that Bryce was among the crowd.

" Ok, this has gone on too long! " Kikaro said.

Kikaro started destroying Stop Motion figures.

" Hey! Wait...not our figures! "

As soon as Dejibo and Kikaro's figures were destroyed, they disappeared.

DF and the crowd rushed into Dejibo's place.

" Where are they?! " DF the ghost said.

" I don't know....wait...did you guys know that *insert some random historical fact here* " Stephanie said.

" I had no idea...of course, I'm from Canada..." Norfair said.

IN LIMBO...

" Oh, thats great Kikaro! " Dejibo said.

" Hey, don't blame me...this whole Stop Motion thing was YOUR idea."

" Ya, ya, blame me. Its DF's story."

" Thats true...Hey DF! This story isn't going to end this way is it? "

Of course not.

All of the sudden, DF the ghost appeared (for no reason) and took the two of them home.

Dejibo and Kikaro were forbidden to ever play with Stop Motion again.

The next week...Dejibo decided to start playing Animal Crossing again. Nothing was ever the same...

FIN?

Ok, I better run and hide. I'm not sure if Dejibo and Kikaro will like this or if they'll want to kill me. Or both. *runs*

DF2506

[Office Ninja]

HAHAHA!

I can see Dejibo and i getting into all sorts of trouble together.

[Yvondith]

I'll admit, no, I don't read. I'm not a huge fan of fan fics or spoofs anymore. I'm not able to sit down and read anything with "wall of text" syndrome without totally losing interest after the first few sentences. Sorry, I'm just being honest.

[df2506]

Kikaro: Yes indeed!

Stephanie: Don't worry about it. I'm just glad you put this space here for whenever us fan fic/spoofy writers feel the need to write one of these things. lol. Thank you!

I will try to write something else soon. I really should be working on my Nonfiction class project though....lol.

DF2506

[dejibo]

HAHAHA I put stephanie into a constant study mode! HAHAHA it sounds like something I would do too.

AH the power! the thrill the ability to kill DF over and over!

hehehe...wikid DF. just wikid.

Maybe I will play animal crossing and seek your dad out later. I think he needs to know what you are up to young man.

[df2506]

Dejibo: lol! Glad you liked it.

Oh and we would definitly like to see you in Crossing again. The folks are always asking about you. Its like " Have you heard from Dejibo? Is she playing again? " lol. I'm sure everyone is going to be VERY shocked when you start playing again.

We probably have some cool items we could send your way too. There have been some cool Japanese items released. Also, didn't ask but did you get the Shamrock Hat? U.S. DLC for Crossing is here! The next update should be April 2nd. Its some kind of DLC to celebrate the release of the Dsi. I hope its cool...

Ok, folks, I'll try to get another spoof soon. In the meantime, check out Kikaro's new Dreaming Tree story if you haven't already. Very interesting story!

DF2506

[dejibo]

I dont have a shamrock hat. save me one please. I will cya soon. wave at the rents for me.

[df2506]

Its a new year, so you know what: its time for more spoofs! Yes, its time to get down, get funky, get silly, and get goofy. Let's make 2010 the best year possible, ok?

Here's a tribute to one of my favorite shows right now:

Doctor What'syournameagain in " Don't Blink! Never blink! "

One cold night in January, a small closet appeared out of nowhere. A man and his time traveling friend, a woman who looked rather put out, opened the door and stepped outside.

" I miss the phone booth," the woman said.

" I told you...no one uses phone booths anymore..." the man said.

" I saw one in London! "

" It was a historical site! Nobody uses it! Everyone just points at it and laughs."

" Says you," the woman said.

The man shrugged and closed the door to the closet.

" DF..."

" *ahem* "

" DOCTOR....umm...why are we here? "

" Soriead, I told you. I think Dejibo might be in trouble..."

" Again? "

" Maybe. She sent me some kind of message about some...oh there she is...." the "Doctor" said and waved to a woman nearby.

The woman came over to him and said hi.

" Hello. Hey, how are you? " Dejibo said.

" I'm good. So what's wrong? " the "doctor" asked.

" Oh well, Kikaro will explain...."

Kikaro suddenly appeared in front of the "doctor", Soriead, and Dejibo.

" Hey Kikaro."

" Hey DF..."

" *ahem* "

" I mean DOCTOR. "

" So what's going on Kikaro...? "

" Well," Kikaro said. " A friend of mine kept saying that he saw some strange video game characters hanging around...he said they kept moving toward him when he started to look away and then he just stare at them and they'd do nothing..."

" I don't handle crazy people Kikaro..."

" Ya, I thought he was nuts too and then he disappointed one day. And then the next day....WELL...you won't be believe me if I don't show you! Follow me."

Kikaro lead the way and Dejibo, the "doctor", and Soriead followed. They went to Kikaro's house. He went inside, said hello to Bryce and took the group into the living room.

" I have the game up already. Look! "

Kikaro pointed at the tv screen. The "doctor" looked at it. He saw a video game called Super Mario Bros. Instead of Mario being there, a man in his early 30s was standing in Mario's place! He looked like a normal unpixalated character!

" See what I mean." Kikaro said.

" Yes....this is bad." the "doctor" said.

" What's wrong DOCTOR? " Soriead said.

" I think...wait....look to your sides..."

Everyone looked to their sides. They were surrounded by video game characters! Link, Mario, Master Chief, that main guy from Modern Walfare, that main guy from Mass Effect, and more were just standing like statues watching them!

" Whatever you do, " the "doctor" said. " Don't blink! Never blink. Just don't go to sleep either. or..Or...We'll be VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS!!! "

" Would that be a bad thing? " Dejibo asked.

" Yes, a VERY bad thing. We'd be in a video game...but we'd still be REAL! We'd have no control over our bodies and...and...we couldn't eat! We'd just die and nobody would even notice cause they'd still be controlling our bodies..."

" Oh god! " everyone else said at once.

" Just nobody blink and we'll be...HEY! Who blinked!? COME ON, who did it! I saw Mario move! "

" OH....um...sorry. I had a twitch in my eye..." Kikaro said.

" Uh-huh. No more of that...oh man..." the "doctor" blinked and suddenly...

He was in the Mario game in place of Goomba.

" Thats just great! " he said from the game.

" How do we stop them doctor? " Soriead asked.

" Oh one way..." the "doctor" said.

" And what's that? " Dejibo said.

" Turn off the game! Never turn on any games in the house again..."

" I'm not sure I could do that..." Kikaro said.

" You have too! "

" What about you DOCTOR? " Soriead asked.

" I'll be trapped in here...but just...just save yourselves don't..."

*click*

Everyone looked at Kikaro who turned off the game.

" What?! He said SAVE YOURSELVES...SO I DID! "

" We have to get him out of there! " Dejibo said.

" How? " Soriead said.

" Why? " Kikaro said.

Everyone looked at Kikaro.

" Just asking! "

" Wait...I know! " Dejibo said. She went over to the game system, picked it up, and smashed it on the floor!

" Thats my Wii! "

Then, Dejibo picked up Kikaro's PS3 and Xbox 360 and smashed them.

" HEY! "

" I'll buy you a new, non-cursed ones ok? " Dejibo said.

" You better! " Kikaro said.

Suddenly, DF...er...the "doctor" and Kikaro's other friend appeared in the front room!

" Brillant! Who figured out that smashing the systems would work!? " the "doctor" asked.

" I did! " Dejibo said.

" Do you want to travel through time with me? " the "doctor" asked.

" Sure." Dejibo said.

" Hey! I thought I was your time traveling friend! " Soriead said.

" Not anymore! " the "doctor" said.

So, DF...er...the "doctor" and Dejibo left to go back to the closet. Soriead sulked, while Kikaro asked...

" HEY! Who's going to buy me a new 360, PS3, and Wii?! "

THE END.

" Seriously, this is NOT funny DF! I want my video game systems back..."

" Fine, " DF said and went to the future and got Kikaro a 460, a PS4, and Wii2 instead. Also gets him the best games from those systems!

" Wow! Thanks! " Kikaro says.

----In Memory of David Tennant's Doctor Who. R.I.P. 2010.

[Office Ninja]

Hmm... So the quesiton is, would I trap you in there to save my self? WOuld I indeed...?

I have never watched Doctor WHo, is it a good show?

[df2506]

^^lol. You know you would! hehe. But thats ok. I understand.

The new Doctor Who, with the wonderful David Tennant was awesome. He did three seasons (or as the brits say Series) of the show.

Doctor Who has been around for a long time. I never watched the regular series until 2005 (I had seen a Dr. Who tv movie once) when it came back with an actor named Christopher Ecceleson. He was good, but only did one season of it. Tennant did three seasons, plus serveal specials.

I highly recommend new Dr. Who. If you check it out, you might want to see Eccelson's season because it sets up the concept well. Tennants seasons are brillant though. He's a blast to watch, because he's funny, crazy, fun, and he is very scary when he's mad.

Anyway, this is my way of saying: Dr. Who is VERY good. Even great sometimes (especially with Tennant).

There is a new Doctor, played by a much younger guy (Matt Smith), coming up this year. Hopefully he's cool too.

But if you get a chance, I recommend the New Who. Fun show. I think seasons 1-4 are on dvd now & I believe the newer specials will be out in Feb. Who is one of my favorite shows. Especially the Tennant seasons.

Don't know if any of the older Who is worth checking out or not. I did see a Dr. Who movie in 1996 that I liked. But I haven't seen much of the older stuff. The character has been around since the 60s!

Ok, non-Who related: I will try to write another spoof soon. Thanks for reading Kikaro.

Its fun to be spoofing again. Hmm. I should think about doing another spoof series or something...

DF2506

[dejibo]

I got to smash the game systems! wheeeee!

[df2506]

DF2506 Presents...

THE WALKING TWILIGHT

My name is Dan. I feel asleep one night and when I woke up, the world was changed. A lot of people were turned into Twilight Zombies. Almost everyone started carrying around the book Twilight and its sequels. Everywhere you went, people were carrying a copy, reading it, or worse: they were pretending to be a character from the book while reading it.

I'm one of the few that survived this. I don't have a copy of the book. I barely know any of the characters.

Now, a few survivors and I travel across the land looking for other people who survived. You may not think being a Twilight Zombie is a bad thing..but you'd be wrong. I forgot to mention that the Twilight Zombies like to eat the brains who people who don't like Twilight. Its true. You've been warned...

MONDAY. 5 PM.

Today, Kikaro told me that he had watched the Twilight movie once. I started to back away from him, but he told me that he felt no need to eat MY brain. Although, he had started to look at both Bryce and Norfair a bit funny. I tried to warn them, but they won't listen.

TUESDAY. NOON.

Kikaro was a false alarm. He did not eat Bryce or Nofair's brains.
Dejibo told me today that she had read Twilight, but didn't want to eat anyone's brains. We didn't believe her. We had to leave her behind. Steph was NOT happy.

WEDNESDAY. 4PM.

Steph went back and got Dejibo. She seems OK. Kikaro and Bryce had said they might go off on their own. Nofair and Caller are watching Dejibo for any signs of Twilight Zombie-ness.

Earlier, UltimateCloud told me that he saw a Twilight Zombie reading Harry Potter while drawing a Twilight character. I'm afraid.

THURSDAY. 10PM.

We had a close call earlier today. We picked up a new member of the group, a girl named Girl87. She did not appear to have any Twilight on her. Then, she started to talk to Dejibo about the main character of Twilight and his girlfriend. Dejibo backed away, Kikaro, Bryce, and Norfair stopped her from eating Dejibo's brain. It wasn't pretty.

Kikaro told me that Bryce wants to leave the group. I talked to both Kikaro & Bryce and they are staying a bit longer.

FRIDAY. 2PM.

Norfair has left the group. UltimateCloud and Caller are packing up. Dejibo and Steph are thinking about leaving and...

SATURDAY. 9PM.

I've been infected. It started with Caller, then Steph, and then Dejibo. Dejibo gave me the first book in the series and I couldn't stop reading. I asked Kikaro to kill me. He said no. Norfair returns to the group and I asked him to kill me and he said YES. He had the axe in hand and Kikaro stopped him. Kikaro, Bryce, and Cloud refuse to give up on the rest of us and....I wonder if Edward and Bella will ever get together? Or will Bella choose Jacob? What about the war with the vampires & the werewolves and...oh god! Somebody kill me! PLEASE!

SUNDAY. 10PM.

It's Halloween. Kikaro, Bryce, Norfair, and Cloud got a Nintendo Wii and set Dejibo and me in front of it. We played the Halloween Jack thing for hours until finally Dejibo starting talking about Edward and Bella and Jacob and then I picked up the Wii and threw it across the room. Its broke now.

I think Norfair might kill me tonight. He's been giving me the evil eye. IF only there was a cure...if only...

MONDAY. 4PM.

No cure, but I haven't had the urge to eat anyone's brain or talk about Twilight in awhile now. I started playing Animal Crossing again and watching some of my favorite TV shows. It seems to be working so far...

Its not a cure. The Twilight zombie-ness is STILL in me. I can feel it. Braaainssss. Braaaainssssssss....Twiligggttt....

FIN?

Note: No Twilight fans were actually harmed in the making of this Spoof.