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Post by Office Ninja on Jun 30, 2012 6:17:21 GMT -5
I had boobs when i was a fatty.
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Post by Norfy the Walrus on Jul 1, 2012 13:09:44 GMT -5
She didn't call. Oh well. I have my prospects though. Not many, but a few.
Ugh! I just watched The Human Centipede. Horrible film but I couldn't stop watching it for some reason.
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Post by Office Ninja on Jul 2, 2012 12:13:08 GMT -5
I shall slit her throat! No one ignores my Norfy! No one! ROADTRIP TO CANADA!
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Post by Yvondith on Jul 4, 2012 7:10:15 GMT -5
What the hell is wrong with the women up there? Last pic I saw of Norfy, you were very, very handsome. No lie. I'm baffled as to why the women aren't flocking to you. You're such a nice guy, too. You're good to your mother, and a hard worker. I'm not sugar coating this either, I truly feel this way about my dear Norfykins. Bitches be crazy up in Canada. You will find that special girl someday, Norfy. I'm sure that one of those crazy bitches will come to her senses and realize what a great catch you are! *huggles* Nothing much going on here except CLEENIN. That is the only thing that matters in life in this household. Eat, Sleep, Clean. That's it. She's still recovering from her back surgery. She's cranky some days, and kind others. But alas, I'm the only one who is willing to withstand the verbal abuse to take care of her. She raised me, so it's my job to do it. I refuse to let her go into a nursing home until it is absolutely necessary. The weight "loss" totally went off the rails, and I've gained a lot of it back. I gotta get it back off because my lower back and hip are messed up again, and I'm in a lot of pain. I think I just got incredibly bored with the diet food. I don't want Salad anymore. I gotta cook up some healthy dinners, and yet I don't feel well enough to cook. Ugh. Also, I keep thinking about playing WoW again. What the hell. I should probably download the free trial so I can shoot that idea in the head. I'm sure once I'll play I won't feel like it anymore.
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Post by Norfy the Walrus on Jul 6, 2012 6:44:43 GMT -5
Women prefer assholes over nice guys though. But I appreciate everything you said. Thanks.
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Post by Yvondith on Jul 7, 2012 23:15:09 GMT -5
Not this woman. Other bitches be crazy.
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Post by Caller on Jul 9, 2012 23:45:33 GMT -5
I have the opposite effect...women pine over me, and that's not an ego trip. Ask Mark. It's frankly obnoxious. Norfy's on to something when he says women prefer asshole guys (had to clarify that, because, internet) because I can be an outright douchebag do them AND THEY LIKE IT and they think I'm joking.
ARGH.
Still been trying to stay off the internet more these days and been doing a fairly good job at it. Mostly because I've been working like, 6 days a week hours. But the job sucks these days because I have a new boss and ugh, not a fan. Ben's offer just looks better and better by the day, but I just got back from a vacation with him, and I only spent 5 days with him and we fought, badly, so I don't know how well working together would be.
Though I'd literally be making twice as much...and I kinda gotta wonder if it's worth it. He's a new dad now, and he's doing a shitacular job at it. He basically expects his wife to do exactly everything while he plays WoW or, god, Superhero Squad on the computer. Yes he plays an online game intended for pre-teens because he's creepy like that.
....not pedophile creepy either, that would make him NORMAL. He owns like, everything superhero related, from cards to life size action figures. It's just another thing for him.
Anyway side tangent over, I had to tell him, twice, to man up and take care of his baby because, HELLO, the thing was in full on banshee mode and he was ignoring it while his wife was begging for help. *I* had to get up and help because he wouldn't and I just lost it on him. <_<
ANd this won't be his first kid so I'm just not sure I want to be in the middle of all that. After all, he would be my boss, I'd be involved in *everything.*
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Post by Norfy the Walrus on Jul 10, 2012 21:11:21 GMT -5
I wish I could be more like you. Seriously! I don't mean in the manner that women pine over you for being a douche bag. I mean the fact that you simply don't give a shit. I want a relationship so bad and it drives me insane that I don't, and seemingly can't, have one. Its beyond a desire for fucking. Sure, I want that too. But I want some of the simpler things more. Like hugging, holding, sharing my life with someone. I wish I could just go through life NOT wanting it so that NOT HAVING it would be easier. You know?
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Post by Caller on Jul 10, 2012 22:52:39 GMT -5
I can't really give good advice on finding one, but, and I mean this as honestly as possible, do you think you're coming off to them as trying too hard? A lot of women don't like that. Attraction goes deeper than looks, and lord knows I'm walking proof because I'm no looker. Most of the women that come after me are people that I've known for some period of time, in other words we build up a standing relationship before they go nuts and stalk my every move. And some really, genuinely like the aloof guy. If you have any friends or coworkers (though, I do not recommend coworkers) that you think maybe it could go a step further, hey, give it a shot. Worst case scenario, it doesn't work out and you can both mutually decide to end it before it goes "too far," as it were. A person you spend the rest of your life with should be someone you can stand to spend the rest of your life with. If you're worried you won't find someone, I can't really give you advice on that because I purposely do the opposite and avoid such situations. But Ben used to frequent clubs and parties to find his flings and started a good amount of relationships that way. 100% of them failed, but I'm just saying. <_< He ended up marrying a woman we went to high school with so it ultimately came down to that. But you're not the only one looking, and there are forums to find each other. I just can't really help you in that regard. But I am a 100% firm believer that if either side of the party goes into a relationship looking for nothing more than a cheap screw then you will both end up miserable after the endorphins wear off. Ben and his brother have proven it to me no fewer than fifteen times: if a relationship is founded on sex, it will crumble the instant either party doesn't want to anymore or someone more promiscuous comes along. I'm only telling you this not because I think you'd go into the relationship looking for it, but there are women who do despite the stereotype that only men look for it. You should go into a relationship looking for companionship. The "benefits" part should not factor into the equation whatsoever until you reach the "serious" phase. Note, however, this opinion is coming from a certified asexual whose outlook is not swayed either way by the allure of coitus. Your mileage may vary. I decided decades ago I never wanted a relationship and I do not regret it. I don't want the [melo]drama involved in it and lord knows I don't want kids, so to me, the obvious solution is to avoid it. When you say you wish you were like me, you must know that I'm the exception to the rule and I'm the weirdo in the crowd. And I like it that way. When have I ever gone with the flow? Tarudin for chrissakes! To me it's the ideal life choice but I do know it's going to come back and bite me in the ass when I get old and become a burden of the state since no one will be able to take care of me. But that's a fatalistic discussion for another day! I do not envy anyone in a relationship. I mean zero offense by saying it to anyone in one, but rather, I am simply content the way I am.
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Post by Yvondith on Jul 13, 2012 14:01:38 GMT -5
Caller thinks peenies and cootchies are nasty, and peenies and cootchies touching each other is even worse. *ducks* I want a relationship too for the same reasons as Norfy. However, I fully realize that my size will forever prevent me from finding someone. So I have to work on it. People will say "Appearance doesn't matter blah blah blah" but it does. On a different topic... I'm apparently anemic. I have to go on iron supplements now. I hope this will make me feel better, I've been really, really tired here lately.
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Post by Norfy the Walrus on Jul 14, 2012 16:33:18 GMT -5
I respect everything you say there, Ryan. Like I said, the "benefits" are something I want but its not my main drive by any means. I want companionship and stuff. I have no interest in flings. Maybe it would just be easier going through life not caring. Like if I get into something than that's great, but if not, oh well.
Ofcourse looks matter. Anyone who says otherwise is full of shit. Saying that though, I have encountered women who were plain looking but when I spoke to them and got to know them and their personality I found I was more attracted to them than I was before. You know that saying, beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Its true. If a person has a great personality you will find your self being more physically attracted to them than before. And the same is true for good looking people who are assholes. They look amazing but if they're morons or asshats (or both) then they lose their visual appeal too. This is just my own experiences though but I don't think I'm alone this.
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Post by Norfy the Walrus on Jul 14, 2012 21:55:24 GMT -5
After all these years of owning a PS3 I finally figured out how to work the Blu Ray. I never had it working before. I picked up Across the Universe and the Star Wars saga on blu ray. Star Wars looks pretty amazing. I've watched eps 1 and 2 so far. Every scene that takes place on Naboo looks fantastic! Plus Natalie Portman in HD is pretty sweet.
Across the Universe is a visually stunning movie. Having this in HD is nice too.
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Post by Norfy the Walrus on Jul 14, 2012 23:14:33 GMT -5
Question! Did Grievous have four arms or six? I'm watching ep 3 on blu ray and he's fighting Obi Wan right now. He has four arms but I swear when I saw this in theater he had six arms (with six lightsabers). Everything on Google suggests four arms with no mention of him ever having six. But I'm sure I saw six back in the day.
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Post by Yvondith on Jul 15, 2012 1:37:30 GMT -5
I respect everything you say there, Ryan. Like I said, the "benefits" are something I want but its not my main drive by any means. I want companionship and stuff. I have no interest in flings. Maybe it would just be easier going through life not caring. Like if I get into something than that's great, but if not, oh well. Ofcourse looks matter. Anyone who says otherwise is full of shit. Saying that though, I have encountered women who were plain looking but when I spoke to them and got to know them and their personality I found I was more attracted to them than I was before. You know that saying, beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Its true. If a person has a great personality you will find your self being more physically attracted to them than before. And the same is true for good looking people who are assholes. They look amazing but if they're morons or asshats (or both) then they lose their visual appeal too. This is just my own experiences though but I don't think I'm alone this. Don't give up, I can't stress this. You are a great catch, and some lady you like will finally understand. Have you considered online dating? I haven't tried it, but you might get lucky. Lawrd knows you'll find nothing but trash in a bar.
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Post by Norfy the Walrus on Jul 15, 2012 9:31:08 GMT -5
I tried the online thing a couple times. I don't like it. I don't like the idea of being judged based on a profile. On Plenty of Fish you can view those that viewed you. There were so many women that viewed my profile but not one made any attempt to connect. That isn't what bothered me though. What did was the fact that I felt like I was being window shopped. Looked at with vain interest and then passed by. It made me feel uncomfortable.
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